So Boring It Was Fun!

That event I was telling you about on Saturday... So I thought it would be so much fun like the other one was right? Well whoever said Bizarres are fun when you work at one, YOU LIED!! My boyfriend had to pay for parking and the machine ate his $9, so we had to pay twice which was retarded. Then the man kept yelling at me for not walking through the entrance to the Bizarre, but I just kept on crawling under the strings with the flags on them, you know the ones they use like Crime Scene Tape so you won't cross? Well i said hell no to the guy i wasn't going to walk all the way around the damn park to get in. Then, they made me pay to get in because they didn't believe that I was a volunteer.

My booth was selling rabbit fur, to my surprise. I had 3 people come with me, no chairs, we had to take turns in the seat I was in.

I seriously considered going to the store and buying a box of TWIX and selling them for like 50 cents a piece. That would have made a hell of a lot more money because one woman came up to us and said, "did you kill the rabbits yourself?!" and another woman in a wheelchair asked us where the rest of the rabbit was so she could eat it.

We sat there and stood there for THREE HOURS just finding jokes to make. The best one was so freaky we cried laughing so hard. Across from our booth was a stand (I drew you a very crappy image of it so you can have a visual) much like this one, that had a horrible name. On top of that, to make it more demented than it already was, the baby doll head at the top of the pole had a slit across the top of the head from ear to ear, where the piece of paper was inserted to be held.
The baby head kept spinning with the wind and kept looking over into our direction.

So we walked over there and the bags were all made out of shirts, which gave it the name Tee Bags (still such a horrible name). We asked the woman why she did that to the baby's head, and why she was using a baby head of all things. She said "Well, you know... people might not remember me but they WON'T forget my display!" She sounded even crazier than we thought. We said, "it keeps moving in our direction staring us down and it's really freaky" and she said, "Haha! oh yeah, well I have a bunch of em at home for my garden in the front yard... I put arms through the ears and stack the heads up like totem poles" We tried so hard not to laugh, and then my friend found a shirt bag on the rack that had a beheaded kitten on it! (My re-made image of it sucks but you get the idea). IT WAS SO FREAKY!!!!!
After that we left early we were so tired and hot, and the band was really shitty trying to imitate songs like Dreamweaver and stuff like that, even Rolling Stones stuff, but every time he hit a high note his voice would quiet down, then deeper would get louder. Then, we realized it was a woman the whole time!

We had a lot of fun in such a boring place for so long, cause a lot of friends together can make fun or hell of anything. This time, it was fun. Then we went to Denny's to eat lunch.